Magda Klebanska – Polish prowess.

Grrr.

Aku nak kau peluk Islam boleh?

I would never, ever wipe that smirk off that face.

Mark Zuckerberg and his social network.

The message here is clear.

You can’t climb up the pecking order if you don’t be the best asshole you could ever imagine yourself to be.

I learned shitloads of lessons from watching this influential, pretentious, mind-boggling piece of work. (Yep, I said it, mind-boggling).

I actually watched this movie when it first came out. I just didn’t get the chance to blog about it back then. If you haven’t seen this movie, you certainly should.

Mark Zuckerberg, a prime example of an evil genius.

Split-second decisions.

You know you’re in deep shit if you ever found yourself in the shittiest, most fucked up situation ever imagined.

The softly verbalized “shits” and “fucks” are undoubtedly the most sputtered words with the hopes of reaching composure in a very, very short period of time – only to realize that it won’t help you in any shape or form.

It is the only time when you feel so naked, so fragile, and so…weak at the same time. Not a very good combination, now is it?

The world is a very cruel place to be. Wait, no, that’s wrong. Time (which exists in a merciless place called Earth), is very cruel.

Oh well, without time, we are nobody. You won’t be the person who you are today.

Time makes you tick, remember?

Getting to know me.

By this point, as you have read my previous entries I presume you must be thinking that I am a music lover, an avid Liverpool FC fan, and a douchebag.

If you are, congratulations. I love you.

Sincerely,

Your one and only virtual arsehole.

This is a video of my kitten, and my tasty fingers.

I have been scratched and bitten viciously by many cats that I have ever owned in my life time. I have been left frustrated by the amount of vases and valuables that these cats have knocked over. They are one of the most annoying creatures ever to grace the face of the earth.

But I don't care.

My love for these badass felines is eternal. I am a cat-person, and forever will be. Cats FTW!

I love you, Cat.

The Black One Effect.

Having your own guitar hero is one thing. Having a guitar hero is another. 

This is the legendary, Fender Black One Stratocaster custom made by Mr. John himself.

Okay, he did not make it entirely, but he did give a significant amount of man-handling on his guitar. It's like perfecting the creation of his own 'woman'.  The birth of Mayer's Black One several years back has got me drooling over him and his guitar.

You see, Mayer has this great taste in guitar tones. As an amateur guitar player, I gradually develop a sense of guitar tones of my own. It's something that you go through experience to learn; you can't just read about it. 

John Mayer's expertise in guitar playing techniques and tone preference is simply out of this world. 

Why can't I be like him? :/

Because..

I can't be like him, I won't be like him, and neither will you.

“I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That's what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen.”

- John Mayer

 

I don't do intimacy?

intimacy |ˈintəməsē|
noun ( pl. -cies)
close familiarity or friendship; closeness : the intimacy between a husband and wife.
• a private cozy atmosphere : the room had a peaceful sense of intimacy about it.
• an intimate act, esp. sexual intercourse.

On my blog? Hell no. I don't go round and parade as if everyone was my best friend.

Aaaaand I'm pretty sure you don't intend to waste your time engaging in knowing about my deepest, darkest secrets. It's not for you to know, it's only for me. I know you people out there don't give a shit.