All Time Low.

I just hit rock bottom.

Am I doing this right?

I have not been single for this long since 1973. No, its not easy as 1, 2, 3. This is rocket science i tell you. Brain neurons and whatever shit is playing up in my brain. On another note, the saying that we only use 10% of our brains? That's a myth. Put the myth aside, now lets get back to this, pathetic expression of misery.

I came, I'm trying, I'm losing.

This battle of options; floating in the air like eagles, waiting for their preys. It's more like standing on the side of a cliff; a big-ass cliff, in the lands of bad-ass cliff. These raging hormones of mine are boiling inside just like a big-ass active volcano, in the land of big-ass active volcanoes.

Fuck you for not letting me see this earlier. Fuck you for not telling me what i should do. And finally fuck myself for not grasping this fading opportunity to make myself feel good.

Had a good chat with my lecturer over lunch the other day. Surprisingly, he made me think even clearer. He made me see what I have not seen (and should've seen) for so long. Why, why, why have i not acted earlier.

I have been lying to myself since day one. Take note, that that 'day one' is a very specific day in my book.

Pulling off an Adinda Evans.

Aku masih virgin. Apahal? At least aku ada maruah diri.

If you're reading this..

..you might have a little time to spare. Spending your free time reading this blog, is gratifying. I'm easily distracted by things around me. I can't seem to focus on one thing at a time. Luke from Modern Family remind me of myself - plus the composure of being a normal human being.

One of those nights.

I may find myself in a very complicated situation from time to time. When I am, don't push me. Even the slightest provocation will result in a disastrous, destructive, unwanted comeback from me. In general, everyone has the tendency to flip out. Like a beehive, once you poke it with a stick, you're dead.

When a hot chick takes on the triple meat log.

 A bottle of beer, a bowl of dip sauce, and one over-sized meat log - that's how she likes it.

Here, she performs a flawless log dipping technique.

 There she goes.

No, she’s not doing what you think she is. Perv.

 Home entertainment at its best.

 Probably the best angle of her feasting on that huge chunk of that meat roll.

That's what she looks like without that big fat log shoved up her throat.

“One shall know how to devour his or her food in a very enticing manner.” 

– Dzafri Adzmi

Magda Klebanska – Polish prowess.

Grrr.

Aku nak kau peluk Islam boleh?

I would never, ever wipe that smirk off that face.